I'll Be A Knight In Shining Armor

(to the tune of "Candle on the Water" from "Pete's Dragon")
By Wraitha Du Canis

I'll be a knight in shining armor,
Just resurrect me when I die.
With foam swords I'll impale you,
And this shield might help too.
Normal folk might have to ask me why.

I'll be a knight in shining armor,
And dodge the spell balls when they're thrown.
Just slay these monsters quickly,
Before they can kill me.
Then my enemies will cry and moan.

A helpless peasant taken prisoner,
Can't let the evil darkness pull them down.
Revenge is required for my honor.
Oh the foam will fly,
Enemies will die.

I'll be a knight in shining armor,
My stock of garb and swords will grow.
It's not that hard to make them,
Techniques to use them I will show.
Every warrior they'll know.
Then off to battle we'll go.
Off to battle we'll go.
Off to battle we'll go.

Wraitha Du Canis
February 20, 1998

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