Wet site wet site, dry sites I won't attend
Wet site wet site, beer bashes without an end
Wet site wet site, but this one boils my blood
I knew this was a wet site, but I didn't expect a flood.

If you read event announcements
They tell you what to expect
Dry means no booze
Damp means be circumspect
Wet means no restrictions
You can drink and pass out in the mud
But when they said this was a wet site, I didn't expect a flood.

Wet site, wet site, this rain is getting me down
Wet site, wet site, my tent is six feet down
Wet site, wet site, I forgot my scuba gear
When they said this site was wet, I thought they were taking about beer.

The fighters are using snorkles
For the tourney must go on
Their armor is rusting solid
But with valor they fight on
There's no sign of the rain stopping soon
There's now a lake on the lawn
When they said it was a wet site, I thought it meant drinking until dawn

Wet site, wet site, I'm no longer feeling nice
Wet site, wet site, it's time for a sacrifice
Wet site, wet site, it's the Autocrat that we blame
And if we can get some dry wood, let's send him into the flame.

SCA events are designated as Wet (alcohol allowed), Damp(Be Discreet (no open container showing), and Dry (no alcohol allowed). In Germany we have a lot of rain at events.