I知 too sexy for my armor
Too sexy for armor
I知 manly down to the core
I知 too sexy for my sword
Too sexy for my sword
I知 an excep-tio-nal Lord

I知 a fighter,
If you know what I mean
And I do my stuff in the melee
In the melee
Where I main and slay
I kill every one in the melee

I知 too sexy for my garb
Too sexy for my garb
My codpiece has barbs
I知 too sexy for this feast
Too sexy for this feast
Not plain in the least

Yes I am stud-ly
And Manly Man
You can tell that I知 a heavy fighter
A heavy fighter
I drive Maidens insane
When I strut around in my armor

I知 too sexy for this Court
Too sexy for this Court
They池e just not my sort
I知 too sexy for this Kingdom
Too sexy for this Kingdom
I知 sexier than-any-one.

Yes I am macho
Just dripping testosterone
Whenever I知 in my armor
A heavy fighter
Who fears no other foe
When I知 dressed in my armor.

I too Sexy for This song
Too sexy for this song
I致e been singing too long
I too sexy for this song
Too sexy for this song
I致e been singing too long

At a Demo held at Munzenberg Castle, Lord Connor was continually referring to himself as the best looking dude on the field. And at one point he said the title line of the song. There were also jokes and references during the weekend about how you had to be studly and manly to hang out at the armoring tent and that the place was just dripping with testosterone. This song pokes fun at the Stick Jock mentality.