Here she comes -
Lookathat, Lookatthat!
There she goes -
Lookatathat lookatthat!
She's delivering sharp killing blows!

(Chorus:)
Yes she's much better than me
I only win one in three
It don't worry me at all
If she hits me I fall
My ego just isn't frail


(Spoken [optional])
This is the All Herald Network,
Here we are at the tourney Field.
My lord did you see what happened?

Ya I did
I just Standing here watching my knight
Out she comes on the field with two sticks
And I shouted "Look out Sir Ethel"
It was too late...
She got him with a face thrust -
Right between the eyes


She's a threat on the field
Deadly with sword and shield
Or if she wields a pole arm
Better sound the alarm
You'll end up flat on the ground

Chorus

(Spoken [optional])
This is the All Herald Network,
And here we are at the Bridge Battle.
My Lord, did you see what happened?

Ya I did
I was up there on the bridge with my Knight.
In she comes charging through the shield wall with a glaive,
And I shouted "Look out Sir Ethel!"
It was too late...
She smashed him right on the shoulder -
Then sawed his head right off!


She sure knows how to fight
I know someday she'll be a knight
The whole world reels
When she makes her kills
It is truly a sight

Chorus

(Spoken [Optional])
The is the All Herald Network
And here we are at the Woods Battle
My Lord did you see what happened?

Ya I did
I was tromping through the wood with my Knight.
Out she comes from behind a tree with a great sword,
And I shouted "Look out Sir Ethel!"
It was too late...
She got him with a rib shot -
Went right under his shield and sent it home!


Ya she's pretty good with a stick
To block you gotta be quick
The only thing that gets me down
Is if she wins the crown
That will make me The Queen!

Chorus

No real story behind this one. Just that any fighter who underestimates an opponent because of gender gets what they deserve.