We are Fat Guys We Like Beer And Drambuie Moments They are smooth	We are Fat Guys And we Fight Just show us a shield wall To mow down
We are Fat Guys We live Large If you must talk politics Please go away	There's a Fat Wench Named Derdrie Likes em Regimental And Amareto Toes
Little Helmut Makes strange booze Likes to play with Red Heads And pole arms	Fat Guy Martin Likes to Fly Now he is a Baron An excellent guy
Fat Guy Gorlan Swings both ways First he'll fight with left hand Then the Right	Fat Guy Sir Mo The Dinosaur Been around forever And will forevermore
Fat Guy Timmoch Was the King 1st one to get foam On his mug	Fat Guy Freiderich The Anti-pelican Drank a Flaming Strawberry Says "Motrin is my Friend"
Fat Guy Adler Is a Saint Canonized at Pensic Aint that great (by Lady Sadafa)	Little Helmut Klein Braun Schnausse Loves choc'late covered Cherries On his nose (by Lady Sadafa)
Fat Guy Helmut The Big One First he'll pound you senseless Then heal you when he's done	Fat Guy Blackleaf Likes his foam Didn't learn the first time No pity
Fat Guy Radlof Was Too Fit A real (F)at Guy (I)n (T)raining 2-X-S	Fat Guy Floris Makes Good Beer Keeps Fat Encampment Happy Fat Guy Light
Our Saint Michael Was a Mooch Known as Baron Cheeseball To his friends	Geotz the Fat Guy Is a thug Likes to wear his codpiece And steal sheep
Fat Guy Ormswyn Felt real weak Could only lift 300 Ks Wasting away	Fat Guy Garath One lucky Lord Married to the Wench He's never bored
Fat Guy Garick Lost his beer He's a deadly fighter But a lousy engineer	Paul De Gory Another Fat Guy Really into dancing We don't know why
Fat Guy Cormack The Pirate Or as Duke Jade calls him Cormack the thief	Fat Guy Adalhard Eats beer cans Sure must of been hungry Or needs vitamins
Fat Guy Markus Wears a very pointy hat Likes Baronial Wrestling Can you Imagine that?	Fat Guy Sigismund A Landsknecht Can drink away the whole night And in the morn still fight
Fat Guy Ackmed Leads with his cup He walks out to the battles But leaves them toes up

This has been a work in progress for several years. I think I covered just about everyone. This is one that will probably never really be finished. Too many stories behind each verse.