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Rhino, Why Don't Acknowledge My Blows?

(by Lord Gorlan of the Red Lands, 1998)
(Tune: "Hello, I love you" by The Doors)

    Rhino, Why don't you, acknowledge my Blows
    Rhino, You're cheating, and everyone knows
    Rhino, If you think, that you're being slick
    Rhino, You should know, we all think you're sick.

    You won't accept de-feat
    You ignore every blow you meet
    Do you think this makes you seem good
    Your mind set is something that I have never understood

    Rhino, Please tell me, what you hope gain
    Rhino, Remember, this is still just a game
    Rhino, It's no fun, when somebody cheats
    Rhino, don't you see, it's yourself you defeat

    When you fight in Wars
    All your foes walk away mad and sore
    All respect for you is gone
    Can't you see that what you do is wrong

    Rhino, Why don't you find a new game
    Rhino, Your excuses are sounding real lame
    Rhino, I don't care for you in my camp
    Rhino, Your honor are those of a tramp

    Rhino,
    Rhino,
    Rhino, No Honor
    Rhino, No Honor
    Rhino, No Honor.

History. The Story Behind this Song

 I know. Another Rhino Song. I've seen the cycles come and go. Unfortunately we seem to be in excessive phase right now. Most of the fighters are playing clean, but the last few events I marshaled, I saw an increase of ignored blows that I would have taken. Time will take care of it, but it spoils the fun for many.

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