I will pummel him
Pummel him when on the field we meet
It's really not too personal
I just like watching him fall
I just makes my day
He's may favorite SLAY.

I will pummel him
Take his legs and make him crawl
On his knees, he's not that tall
But I take no pity at all
He's a harp seal that way
So I pummel away.

I will pummel him
Pummel him every chance I get
The reason is he dies so well
You don't get that feeling from pell
They can't crawl away
So I pummel away

I will pummel him
Pummel him as if he were a stake
Pound him right into the ground
His helm makes such a sweet sound
I could listen all day
So I pummel away

I will pummel him
Pummel him both in woods and towns
Arms, legs, torso and helm
The pounding is heard through the realm
Such marvelous play
So I pummel away

I will pummel him
Pummel him when on the field we meet
It's really not too personal
I just like watching him fall
I just makes my day
He's may favorite SLAY.

No real story here. I had the tune on my of list songs to filk someday. I periodically scan the list and see if a title comes to mind. This title came up, and the song is just an extrapolation of the title.