Fourteen Folks in the Fat Guy Pool
(by Lord Gorlan of the Red Lands, 1998)
(Tune: "Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest" by Young Ewing Allison)
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Fourteen folks in the Fat Guy Pool Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit Fifteen folks if you count the fool Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit Redheads preferred, but all can come Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit The Fat Guys will welcome anyone Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit Drambuie moments to the count of ten Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit Babaloo moments every now and then Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit While in the pool you can get some wine Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit Delivered by a Baron in manner refined Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit Bunny fur back rubs in the night Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit It really is a funny sight Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit. Squires in Kilts who trip and fall Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit Giving a free show to one and all Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit. |
An amazon was training her puppy there Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit Under a blanket to reduce the stares Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit. Bawdy songs to set the mood Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit We admit at times it can get real crude Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit Life guards watch both fat and thin Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit In other words, Voyeurs to shy to join in Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit No shoes allowed, we like bare feet Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit Dipped in Amaretto and ready to eat Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit No pointy objects allowed in the pool Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit No we're not talking about THAT you fool Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit. That's enough singing its time for a brew Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit New verses now are up to you Yo ho ho and a cloven fruit. |
The Story Behind this Song
Little Helmut has started to bring an 8 man inflatable pool to events. It
has yet to see any water in it. But for some unexplained reason, it is
always full of people (At the time the song was written 15 was the
record.). The song describes what has happened in and around the pool over
the last four events. There may be more verses to come. And Who knows, one
day we may actually put water into it.
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