The only problem is she don't have time
She's a saving the known world
Cause That's her line
She really shines
She's at her best
When she's cleaning up a political mess

To get her attention, I have to wait in line
But when get together, then the wait was fine
Some think she is strange, but I don't give a damn
I'm in Love ---- with a Pelican
a HMM , a HMM, a HEY-Hey, Yea

Some Lords want just a lady for show
But that's not me, I'll have you know
She's sharp as nails
She's smart as can be
I tell you she's the only lady for me

She may be bossy, She may be a nag
But I tell you folks, I'm a lucky Lad
I don't have to think, she always has a plan
I'm in love ---- with a Pelican
a HMM , a HMM, a HEY-Hey, Yea

(Final Verse to The tune: "Where Oh Where has my Puppy Dog Gone")

Oh where oh where has my Pelican gone
Oh where oh where can she be
Since she's been a peer,
She's never at home
Oh where oh where can she be.

Based on an old joke that goes "You know you're in the SCA when your co-workers think your crazy because you told them that you fell in love with a Pelican over the weekend." With that joke in the back of my mind, I heard "All Shook Up" on the radio and it fell in place. The last verse was another work in progress, that just didn't further. I thought it would make a great ending.