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Oh Knaeckebroed

(By Gorlan of the Red Lands)
(To the Tune of "Oh Christmas Tree")

    Oh Knaeckebroed
    Oh Knaeckebroed
    One side of you is holey
    Oh Knaeckebroed
    Oh Knaeckebroed
    The other side is Flat
    In Nordmark there's great pondering
    On which side gets the buttering
    In May they fight
    To find who's right
    The holey or flat siders.

    Oh Knaeckebroed
    Oh Knaeckebroed
    With pomp and celebration
    Oh Knaeckebroed
    Oh Knaeckebroed
    You split the Nordmark Nation
    It's what a fighters looking for
    This nobel reason for a war
    We'll drink all night
    All day we'll fight
    As holey or flat siders.

    Oh Knaeckebroed
    Oh Knaeckebroed
    What side of you would hit the floor?
    Oh Knaeckebroed
    Oh Knaeckebroed
    To find out we'll go off to War
    We'll fight in woods and in the field
    We'll fight in towns and never yield
    And by the night
    We'll know who's Right
    The Holey or Flat siders

    Oh Knaeckebroed
    Oh Knaeckebroed
    Until next May we now know
    Oh Knaeckebroed
    Oh Knaeckebroed
    Just where the Butter should go

(Holey Sider Version)
Let all of Nordmark's people know
It's on the Holes the butter goes
The day is done
The Holes have won
Vivat the Holey siders
(Flat Sider Version)
Let all of Nordmark's people know
It's on the Flat the butter goes
The day is done
The Flat side won
Vivat for the flat siders


History. The Story Behind this Song

 This is a hard flat bread that has holes on one side and is flat on the back. One of the Double Wars in Sweden is the Knaeckebroed War. It is fought to determine which side of the bread will be buttered at all events for the next year. They get very passionate about the subject up there.

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