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Hey, Hey, We’re the Fat Guys

(by Gorlan of the Red Lands, 1999)
(Tune: "Theme From The Monkees" by Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart ©1966)

    Here we come
    Drinking all that Beer
    We Bring fun to Events
    At any time of Year

    Chorus:

      Hey Hey we’re the Fat Guys
      Some people don’t want us to come
      Because the Middle Ages must be Serious
      And we are having way too much Fun
      We just live large and happy
      We don’t listen to what the Grundys say
      They are free to do their own thing
      But don’t tell us how we have to play

    When we Fight
    We do it with Gusto
    Lots of heavy head Bashing
    We give quite a show

    Chorus

    When its time to work
    We do it the right way
    But when work is over
    We want go out to play

    Chorus

    So if you must be serious
    Hey, more power to you
    But take the Flamingo’s warning
    Our encampment’s not for you

    Chorus


History. The Story Behind this Song

 See the story behind the song "The No No Go Go song." The "Lady" involved was at it again. And I have to admit it really p*ssed me off for a few days this time. Sometimes it’s just to say "So?" Hypocrisy bothers me. At the same event that she was complaining about us, she passed out drunk in the feast hall and had be carried to her room. As far I can recall, all the Fat Guys made to our beds under our own power. Yet she goes around to other members of the Barony saying things like "We don’t want a bunch of drunken Fat Guys to come this Demo, that’s the last thing we need." The Fat Guys to my knowledge have never set up an encampment at a Demo. Most of us have been playing the game long enough to know where and when certain behaviors are allowed or not. In any case after a cooling off, this song was the result.

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