If you go into the Fat Guys Camp
Take warning and be advised
If Helmüt passes a bottle around
You're in for a Large surprise
He makes his Brew with unusual things
Just to see the reaction it brings
And that's the danger of sampling
Helmüt's Home Brew

Just take a swig of Helmüt's Home Brew
And your stomach will be aglow
The flavor is strange and what he puts in
You really don't want to know
From Cinnamon Clove and Chocolate Cream
To Baloney Schnapps, it's really obscene
And that's the danger of sampling
Helmüt's Home Brew

It's a powerful brew and if I were you
I'd really would listen up
The side effects can be much, much more
Than ending up in your cups
All of the bottles do clearly explain
To much will make you like Mike Aquitane.
And that's the danger of sampling
Helmüt's Home Brew

One Fat Guy, Helmüt von Dornheim, makes cordials of really strange combinations.(He still hasn't gotten his Baloney Schnapps right yet). He has a warning label on the back of each bottle with the warning in the song.