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The Tale of the Greifenthal

(by Lord Gorlan of the Red Lands, 1998)
(Traditional, or spoken)

    One season Albion's children slept
    Even Black Dragons' must rest
    When in the skies came a Griffin
    He came upon a blood quest

    For some knaves had stolen his treasure
    While he hunted down a far road
    You only had to steal his treasure once
    To get this Griffin P.O'ed

    With claw and beak and fearsome cry
    He slew all those that he found
    And when the Chivalry gave him chase
    He'd take wing, and leave them on the ground

    So the King called out for his archers
    To remove this beastly pest
    The heralds cried throughout Drachenwald
    Come to Greifenthal, and stop him at his nest

    The archers came with bow and shaft
    In answer to the herald's cry
    Brave of heart and strong of arm
    The archers watched the sky

    The Griffin came with piercing shriek
    That caused the bravest to freeze
    He plucked the herald from the field
    And dashed him into the trees

    But on his next pass the archer's held
    And shafts flew in the air
    The Griffin was now a porcupine
    And he dropped with a cry of despair

    So once again the land was safe
    Thanks to arm and bow
    This is one bard who knows his audience
    I hope you enjoyed the show.

History. The Story Behind this Song

 A shameless catering to the crowd. At the Quest of Griffins Hoard, they had a Bardic competition that had to, in some way, be about griffins. This was primarily an Archery Event. Only two others had brought armor and one of them had to leave early to drive a sick lady home. So I had some time on my hands. Since I was day tripping, I couldn't drink. I decided to write a ballad about the event. Seeing that 70% of the folks there were archers, I made it an archer's song. One of the few songs I've completed on site, It took about two hours.

It worked and I won the competition.

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