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They Made Us Fight At Night

(by Gorlan of the Red Lands, 1998)
(tune: "I Could Have Danced All Night" from My Fair Lady)

    They made us fight at night
    They made us fight at night
    At the end I was really sore
    We couldn't see the swings
    Just heard the helmet rings
    A silly way to play at war.

    They put us in a ring of torches
    Then the marshalls called out "Lay-ON"
    We swung at invis-able foes
    And prayed for legal blows
    They made us fight fight fight at night

    They made us fight at night
    They made us fight at night
    It really was insane
    We hit both friends and foes
    And never saw the blows
    The whole idea was lame

    They put us in a ring of torches
    Then the marshalls called out "Lay-ON"
    We swung at invis-able foes
    And prayed for legal blows
    They made us fight fight fight at night

    They made us fight at night
    They made us fight at night
    I really don't know why
    I swung at a shadow
    And gave myself a killing blow
    It made me want to cry

    They put us in a ring of torches
    Then the marshalls called out "Lay-ON"
    We swung at invis-able foes
    And prayed for legal blows
    They made us fight fight fight at night


History. The Story Behind this Song

 In Sweden, there is very little sun during the winter. At a few events this year they decided to try torch-light fighting. While I did not personally fight in these, I have been in enough tourneys and fighter practices where the final rounds were fought after the sun went down. The tales I have heard from those who did participate matched my experiences in night fighting.

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