White feathers, they like Disney
And that whole family values thing
White feathers still got for wenching,
But only with a ring.

So if you find you're in agreement
Put a white feather in your cap
And you'll hear no more tales of Village Idiots
Catching it in their Hats.

White Feathers - - White Feathers.

Blue Feathers are so Pretty
Their garb show impecable taste
But Blue Feathers don't go for women
Ladies sigh "What a Waste!"

Blue Feathers can look manly
With bulging muscles and firm behind
They wear the feather so that the ladies
Won't end up wasting time.

They throw great parties at Pennsic
And I hear that the good times roll
But be warned that to get inside
You'll have to pay their toll.

Blue Feathers - - Blue Feathers
Blue Feathers - - White Feathers - - Blue Feathers - - White Feathers

When I heard about a group of SCAdians wearing white feathers to show that did not want adult jokes or stories told around them, the song just wrote itself.