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Duke Elffin, Duchess Vanna
(To the tune of : "The Mickey Mouse Club Song")
(By: Lord Gorlan takes full responsibility for this song. There was never anybody who gave him the Tune and the Idea of filking a song about Elffin and Vanna saying "Please, Please, Don't tell him or he'll put on his armor and catch me on the field and pound me into the ground like a tent peg through a grape." Nope, that never happened)
Who's the Earl that that was foolish enough to win the crown again?
D-U-K-E-E-L-FF-I-N is he.
And who was it at feast of fools shooting bread at ladies breasts?
D-U-K-E-E-L-FF-I-N- is he.
Duke Elffin!
Duchess Vanna!
Duke Elffin!
Duchess Vanna!
Together they've ruled twice in Drachen - Wald! - Wald! - Wald! - Wald!
Who is it in Drachenwald who wears the Oak Leaf Crowns?
E-L-F-F-I-N-and-V-A-N-N-A
Who is the Lady treated for shock when she heard that Elffin won?
D-U-C--H-E-SS--V-A-N-N-A
And who is the Lady foolish enough to let him do it again?
D-U-C--H-E-SS--V-A-N-N-A
Duchess Vanna!
Duke Elffin!
Duchess Vanna!
Duke Elffin!
They didn't learn their lesson the first - Time! - Time! - Time! - Time!.
With a IN-there, THE-There-, WEST-there, They've had twice the misery
E-L-F-F-I-N-and-V-A-N-N-A
E-L-F
F - how the F should I know?
F-I-N
N - it's about bloody time this song ended!
and V-A-N-N-A
The Story Behind this Song
The first King and Queen, and now Duke and
Duchess of Drachenwald. Back at our first crown tourney, Elffin had just
arrived in Europe from Australia. He was knight at the time and got a
waiver to allow him to fight in crown. He did not have a Lady, and asked
the person he was staying with if she knew a suitable Lady he could fight
for. They called up Vanna and she agreed to let him fight for her. None of
them had ever seen him fight, and did not expect him to win. Vanna was not
able to make it the tourney, and got a surprising phone call telling her
that she was now Queen. During his first reign, he was constantly starting
his sentences "In the West we..."
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