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What do you do with a drunken Squire?
What do you do with a drunken Squire?
What do you do with a drunken Squire?
Early Morning at pensic.

Put him in Armor and make him fight
Put him in Armor and make him fight
Put him in Armor and make him fight

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Make him sleep next to Rolling Thunder
Make him sleep next to Rolling Thunder
Make him sleep next to Rolling Thunder

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Put a blue feather in his cap
Put a blue feather in his cap
Put a blue feather in his cap

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Put him to bed and schmooze his lady
Put him to bed and schmooze his lady
Put him to bed and schmooze his lady

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Use him as a pell for all the super dukes
Use him as a pell for all the super dukes
Use him as a pell for all the super dukes

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Give him to the Amazons
Give him to the Amazons
Give him to the Amazons

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Send him to Horde Hill to find a wench
Send him to Horde Hill to find a wench
Send him to Horde Hill to find a wench

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Tie him with duct tape to a tree
Tie him with duct tape to a tree
Tie him with duct tape to a tree

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Paint him with woad from head to toe
Paint him with woad from head to toe
Paint him with woad from head to toe

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Give him a ribbon if he's regimental
Give him a ribbon if he's regimental
Give him a ribbon if he's regimental

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Strip him and wash him in the swimming hole
Strip him and wash him in the swimming hole
Strip him and wash him in the swimming hole

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After I wrote this, I was informed that someone else had done a similar song in the past. Same tune/Same theme. If so, It was a case of two minds on the same track. I do not recall hearing it anywhere, but it's possible.
All verses except the Duct Tape (By Karl Adder) are my own and were written this year.