The times are worse than you may expect
It seems so hard to be politically correct
If you're not quite sure how to get along
Remember if you have a dick you're wrong

Chorus:
He has a dick so must be wrong
He must be wrong because he has a dong
It doesn't matter if it's short or long
He has a penis so he must be wrong

Ask any Lady, she will let you know
You have no chance, so let it go
I makes no difference if you're weak or strong
If you have a dick, then you must be wrong

Chorus:

You can try to be more sensitive
But still you're doomed no matter how much you give
Just nod your head as she yaks on an on
Because with a dick, you must be wrong

Chorus:

Don't look for logic, because it isn't there
Don't look for Justice or to be treated fair
To be P.C., your intellect must be gone
And if you have a dick, then you must be wrong
Chorus:

Inspired by a comment a Lord made several months back. When asked how it was going, he said - "I'm in trouble as usual. My Lady is in one of those 'he has a dick so he must be wrong moods'."