Well Hello Deirdre!
Yes Hello Deirdre!
It's Great you made it to the Celtic Raids
The Scots are here, Deirdre!
Wearing Kilts!!! Deirdre!
Can you inspect them for us
And then Inform us
If they're Reg-I-men-tal
You can do your drive by schmoozings
No one can claim they're losing
When that cloven fruit
Makes it's rounds around the camps
We're so glad your here, Deirdre!
Sit down and have a beer, Deirdre!
Your presence just completes the Celtic Raids

Well Hello Deirdre!
Yes Hello Deirdre!
When it comes to wenching, you do not have any peers
Have a seat, Deirdre!
We'll rub your feet, Deirdre!
And if want us to do so,
We'll pour the amaretto
And lick it off
We'll send those prudes fleeing
They won't believe what they're seeing
When you have a Scot working on every limb
Forget those sheep, Deirdre!
You're the one we want to keep, Deirdre!
Your presence just completes the Celtic Raids

A fairly accurate description of the goings on at the last Celtic Sheep and Garter Raids.