Chorus:
Oooh!, Ouch!, Oooh!, Ouch!
Oooh!, Ouch!, Oooh!, Ouch!
Well don't you know
That's the sound of the men,
Fighting in chain-mail
That's the sound of the men
Fighting in chain-mail

All day long they fight so hard
And take bruises,
The pain they disregard.
It is amazing
That this they call fun
They're all purple
When the day is done.

Chorus:

"Plate is for Sissies!" you can hear them say
At the campfires
At the end of the day
Chain is much more macho
"It make you look good, don't you know"
It sounds to me that, they've taken
Too many head blows.

Chorus:

I think I'll stay, with my plate mail
I don't like purple
On my arms, legs or tail
Yes it is true
I may not run as fast
But after a day of fighting,
I can still make the night last

Chorus:

No real story behind this song. The chorus came to mind while hearing the original song on the radio.
I liked it.