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You Can't Ignore My Best Shot

(by Lord Gorlan of the Red Lands, 1998)
(Tune: "Hit Me with Your Best Shot" by Pat Benitar)

    You're a real tough rhino with a long history
    Of ignoring all shots, like the ones from me
    I've had enough, buddy, you just blew it
    I'm gonna power up, So lets get down to it
    You can't ignore my best shot
    It can dent twelve gauge, light it's not
    If I hit you with my best shot
    They're gonna haul you away.

    When I'm hit you full power, you're gonna be sore
    With dents and bruises, you can't ignore
    I tried to be nice, but you wouldn't play fair
    The next shot's gonna knock you on your derriere
    You can't ignore my best shot
    It can dent twelve gauge, light it's not
    If I hit you with my best shot
    They're gonna haul you away.

    Go and cry excessive force, you left me no choice
    No one will listen to your whiney voice
    You stopped fighting with honor such a long time ago
    You're gonna see stars with my next blow
    You can't ignore my best shot
    It can dent twelve gauge, light it's not
    If I hit you with my best shot
    They're gonna haul you away.


History. The Story Behind this Song

 Not aimed at any one in particular or a practice I recommend. In Drachenwald the "normal" killing blow is about 3/5 the power that it takes in the West. To fight over here I have had to power down my shots to avoid complaints. I have "Powered up" on more than one occasion, but I'll normally stop fighting before I get to point of this song. The game stops being fun when people are getting hurt. But I still get PO'ed when I land a shot hard enough to dent 14 ga. steel, and it's called light. The song is a result of that frustration.

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