If you want to slay in melees,
Just use an Axe and Mace,
It takes no special training,
Just smash 'em in the face.

With swords you slice off arms and legs,
Too much work ya know .
Use Maul weapons, and the same shot ,
Becomes a killing blow!

Pick off a peasant footman
Bash in a noble's chin,
When you feel the helmet crumple
You'll get a happy grin!
And spread his brains all over the place,
Just use an Axe and Mace!

"Just Use an Axe and Mace" was inspired by a conversation at a fighting practice. In wars I prefer to fight with an Axe and a Mace. It's the funnest combination I've ever found.