Four Fat Guys went schmoozing one day
Four Fat Guys went schmoozing one day
And they brought with them some beer
Bunny fur and lots of cheer
They were looking for something to do
la de da
They were looking for something to do

They came across a wench they did know
They came across a wench they did know
And she said if you like toes
I have some amaretto
We might pass a pleasant hour or two
La de dah
We might pass a pleasant hour or two

So they went and lay down in the pool
So they went and lay down in the pool
And it may sound like a sin
There was one on every limb
And the wench had a Cheshire Cat grin
La de Dah
And the wench had a Cheshire Cat grin

So my friends let us drink down the Sun
Yes my friends let us drink down the Moon
If you want to hear her purr
Use amaretto and bunny fur
Decadence is our friend for sure
La de dah
Decadence is our friend for sure

This one explains itself. I just report the happenings, I don’t need to make them up.