It's the night before the mighty battle
The tent is up and the beer is flowing fine
Pull out the stopper
Lets have a whopper
But get me to armor inspection on time. If we're not singing
Start up the fire
And some songs so bawdy we'll perspire.

Yes we'll all be fighting in the morning
Ding dong the helms are going to chime
But the nights not yet over
Let's drink till were sober
Just get me to armor inspection on time.

If I'm not schmoozing
Break out the beer
And sing a song about a randy peer.

Yes, there's a war on in the morning
We'll kill and have a grand old time!
Bash down some shield walls
Watch all our foes fall
So get me to armor inspection on Time.

Yes, pull out the stopper
Lets have a whopper
But get me to armor inspection on time.

Just a song about a common problem of having a great time the night before a tourney or war, but also having to get up in the morning early enough to get armored and fight.