6 Beer Court In Drachenwald
(By Lord Gorlan of the Redlands)
(Loosely to the tune of the Beach Boys "Little Honda (1st gear)/ Surfin City)
I attended a 6 beer court in Drachenwald one night
6 beer court in Drachenwald
It seemed to go forever and looked like it had no end in site
6 beer court in Drachenwald
But I was sitting with the Fat Guys and they knew just what to do
6 beer court in Drachenwald
They were well stocked with provisions and several cases of Brew
6 beer court in Drachenwald
Chorus:
1st beer goes down light
They started out with thanks to the autocrat for all that was done
2nd beer is just right
3rd beer you're feelin tight
at a long court
4th beer you can't see
5th beer find a tree
6th beer you just pee
at a long court
6 beer court in Drachenwald
And thanks to the marshals for a tourney that was well run
6 beer court in Drachenwald
The water bearers and chiurgens got called up too
6 beer court in Drachenwald
And before I knew it, my first beer was all through
6 beer court in Drachenwald
- Chorus
6 beer court in Drachenwald
The groveling was awful, I sure you know just what I mean
6 beer court in Drachenwald
Then they presented AOAs to create some Lord and Ladies too
6 beer court in Drachenwald
And again before I knew it my second beer was through
6 beer court in Drachenwald
- Chorus
6 beer court in Drachenwald
And linquest ring went to a gentil who's tounge was slick
6 beer court in Drachenwald
And to some artisans they presented a panache or two
6 beer court in Drachenwald
and sure enough my third beer was also through
6 beer court in Drachenwald
- Chorus
6 beer court in Drachenwald
You could that the populous was starting to get very Bored.
6 beer court in Drachenwald
A black guard fell asleep and almost got the king with his spear.
6 beer court in Drachenwald
When all got back to normal I finished off my 4th beer.
6 beer court in Drachenwald
- Chorus
6 beer court in Drachenwald
Because in swishy-pokey, she could bring all others to heel.
6 beer court in Drachenwald
They inducted a new member into the Order of Albinon
6 beer court in Drachenwald
And before I knew it, I found my 5th beer was gone.
6 beer court in Drachenwald
- Chorus
6 beer court in Drachenwald
I was starting to get worried, because the cooler was almost out of beers
6 beer court in Drachenwald
They made a Knight, and Laurel and a Pelican too.
6 beer court in Drachenwald
And when they closed court, I'd just finished off my 6th brew.
6 beer court in Drachenwald
- Chorus
6 beer court in Drachenwald
When attending court, be sure to stock plenty of brew.
6 beer court in Drachenwald
Because even if you are well lit at the time that court begins
6 beer court in Drachenwald
If do not plan ahead, you'll be sober by the time it ends.
6 beer court in Drachenwald
- Chorus
The Story Behind this Song
Most scadians have at one time or another attended a "Court that would not
end." At double wars last year , I had asked King Elffin, "Is this going
to be a 2, 3, or 4 beer court?" He replied that it was going to be at
least a Six. While it was a long court, I was only half way through my 4th
beer by the time it ended. 6 Beer Court indeed! But it got me to thinking
about a a Six Beer Court. Later, when I heard "Little Honda" on the Radio,
the chorus and title fell into place. The awards and Honors listed are ones
given out in Drachenwald.
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