Chorus:
You drink 16 beers and what do you get?
Surly not sober, on that I will bet!
Me and Helmut and all of that sort
Had 16 beers at the Drachenwald court.
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Courts can be good and courts can be bad
Let me tell ya bout the worst that we had
It went so long that we ran out of beer
And we had to tax the populous to keep up our cheer
Chorus:

It was back in May in AS 28
As was the norm, court started late
We were sitting in back, with a cooler of beer
Hoping it would start sometime this year

Chorus:

Well they finally got started two hours late,
The Fat Ones in back were already in quite a state.
Then the herald announced that all Business must be done
Before the Feast-o-crats would feed anyone.

Chorus:

They gave out awards to uncounted hoards
Then all the peers came up and swore fealty by score
Just when I thought they couldn’t do anymore
They announced the formation of some new kingdom awards.

Chorus:

When it finally ended I cannot recall
I must of missed dinner, and the revel and all
By the time court ended, we was feeling no pain
And was ready to do it all over again

Chorus:

No real story behind this song. The chorus just popped into my head. The rest of the song was written to fit the chorus. Though Little Helmut has been known to pass out at the feast following a long court.